Monthly Archives: June 2014

Gross Abuse

The conclusion of the second report from Operation Herne, the enquiry examining abuses committed by officers from the Metropolitan Police’s Special Demonstrations Squad (SDS) whilst operating undercover, states:

“Irrespective of the more recent introduction of RIPA legislation and the improved training and management of undercover officers, there are and never have been any circumstances where it would be appropriate for such covertly deployed officers to engage in intimate sexual relationships with those they are employed to infiltrate and target. Such an activity can only be seen as an abject failure of the deployment, a gross abuse of their role and their position as a police officer and an individual and organisational failing.”

SDS officers such as Bob Lambert and Mark Kennedy do not deny having engaged in fraudulent intimate & sexual relationships – Lambert even fathered and abandoned a child whilst undercover.  It follows, then, that the authors of Herne – the Derbyshire Constabulary – regard the deployments of those officers as ‘abject failures’ and believe that they ‘grossly abused their roles and positions as police officers’. That being the case, why the hell has Lambert still got a place as an academic in two universities and an MBE?

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the Metropolitan Police are putting every procedural device in the way of the victims of their abuse, who are seeking redress in the High Court.  It seems that gross abuse has just become a habit for the Metropolitan police.

Why Damien Hirst is a good artist

When Damien Hirst first exhibited The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living by Damien Hirst (1991).Living, the notorious ‘pickled shark’, he had an answer ready for the accusation that anybody could have done it. “But you didn’t, did you?” he said.

Neat and perceptive though it was, Damien Hirst’s riposte to some extent misses the point.

The implicit complaint is not that he or any other artist does not have the right to make whatever art they want – it takes all sorts, after all – but that they appear to be fêted for making work which – to the complainant – does not evidence technical skills beyond those of the average person.

This is not an unreasonable position.  The majority of people expect practitioners in any trade or profession to possess demonstrable expertise that untrained people do not.  We respect (and pay) professionals, not for what they choose to call themselves, but for their specialist skills and experience.  Plumbers, doctors, even professions as vilified as estate agents or politicians, all have a skill base which is an essential to success in their area of business.  Why should artists be excepted?

But can ‘anybody’ make a Damien Hirst?  In not challenging the premise of the accusation, Hirst does himself (and any other artists whose work is primarily conceptual) a considerable disservice.  It’s not true on several counts.

Firstly, Hirst is highly skilled at conceiving objects imbued with meaning and which provoke thought.  The capacity for intellectual play is one of the crowning achievements of the human intellect, a building block of innovation innate at birth but suppressed as ‘childish’ by formal education and societal pressuire.  Relearning it is arduous.  As Picasso is said to have said (I can find no original source for the quote), “It took me 4 years to paint like Raphael but a lifetime to paint like a child.”  Anybody who believes that anybody can conceive an object with those properties should just try conceiving a sentence imbued with meaning and which provokes thought, let alone an oeuvre of objects and images.

There are many who will remain sceptical that intellectual play is a skill, or even if it is, that it is a valuable one.  As my father was occasionally wont to say, farting ‘God Save the Queen’ through a keyhole is a skill (indeed, it is one I would applaud).  To those I would argue that Hirst is a contemporary exemplar of that body of artists from the renaissance onwards who recognised that the market for their work was greater than they alone could meet and who took on help to meet that demand.  In industry, this would be universally hailed as a demonstration of the value of the product or service and a strategy for growth.  Somehow in art, it is regarded as cheating.  Nobody would criticise or devalue a Dyson vacuum cleaner because James Dyson had not built it himself; but should an artist dare to employ a highly skilled team of assistants to construct the artworks s/he has conceived (read: designed), s/he can expect to be showered in derision for ‘conning the public’ and sometimes even from within the trade for ‘selling out’.

Lastly, neither Hirst nor his critics should dismiss his skills and those of his ilk as project managers.  It’s one thing to come up with the concept of pickling a sheep; it’s another completely to do it, and do it beautifully.  The first time I saw Hirst’s Away From the Flock I was knocked out by its realisation.  It is a measure of the skill of its manufacture that it looks so effortless, but as a project manager myself, I couldn’t help seeing the Gantt chart behind it, from how to slaughter a sheep without damaging its appearance, to researching the properties of embalming solutions, to designing-in the transportation of a large, transparent box full of probably toxic fluid.

Arguably there is room for criticism of Hirst’s skills here, on the basis that the Shark in Hirst’s The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living deteriorated over several years to the point where Hirst had to virtually remake the work.  Demonstrably, that project had failings.  But like the majority of artists, Hirst’s projects are always unique, and the management of any project that breaks new ground will always involve an element of best-guessing.  And no matter how well researched and thoughtful best guesses are, they won’t be right all the time.  When his method of preservation failed, Hirst offered to repair the damage at his own expense (an offer that the private purchaser declined).  Any self-respecting professional ought to do the same do the same, of course, but plenty wouldn’t.